For weeks, Mr. Clashman had been reporting missing chickens from The Gregory School farmyard.
He hung posters dedicated to finding the missing chickens throughout the school and catching the chicken bandit. To the right was a missing poster for beloved chicken: Chickira.
The chicken thief was found when Mr. Clashman spotted Chef Ian picking up and running away from the farmyard with two different chickens in his arms.
Mr. Clashman was furious and chased Chef Ian down. He ended up recovering the two chickens, named Lil Peep and Clucky Cheese.
Clashman stated, “I should have suspected that Chef Ian was stealing the chickens all along. I mean last week we had chicken for lunch every day. There were chicken tenders, baked chicken breasts, chicken wings, chicken casseroles, and fried chicken.”
TGS is safer now that the chicken bandit was found. We owe a debt of gratitude to Mr. Clashman for making our farmyard safer and our lunch options more balanced.
Written by Drew Messing